pro_junior Report This Comment Date: August 26, 2013 06:01AM
She asked, "if trains don't have steering wheels then how do they
turn?"
true story...
woberto Report This Comment Date: August 26, 2013 09:02AM
"You're the worst fucking train driver ever" said my boss. "How
many trains have you derailed to date?"
"It's hard to keep track" I said.
A police officer knocked at my door today and said, "Are you
Woberto?"
"Yes."
"Get your coat," he said. "Me and and you are taking a little
trip down the station."
"Great," I replied. "I fucking love trains."