bus Report This Comment Date: May 10, 2009 04:25AM
You vulgar little maggot.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a slug than be
seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless
little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with
the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An
insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling,
giggling beast who sired you and then killed himself in recognition of what he
had done. Your daddy was a bastard, your mamma was a whore, and you wouldn't be
here if the rubber hadn't tore. I will never get over the embarrassment of
belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity.
I barf at the very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a booger. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless,
less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I
mention you smell?
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak
into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before
spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish
beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
Monkeys look down on you. Sheep won't have sex with you––only trash such as
yourself.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of
unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that
you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than
that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite
of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious.
You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a
meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile,
one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit.
You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of a
used condom. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the
source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You
smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty
wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking
twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You
churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You
craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking
flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed
flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have toe jam. You are degenerate, noxious
and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything
about you, and I wish you would go away forever.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we
know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have
collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity
stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our
universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment
from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so
uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we
know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
betterbyyoubetterthanme Report This Comment Date: May 10, 2009 04:38AM
They will not continue to let the population grow forever, somewhere they will
massacre shitloads of people........
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fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: May 10, 2009 05:00AM
there is a catastrophic geologic event/meteor strike (i think) long overdue.