The AntiChrist a.k.a. Osama Bin Laden Report This Comment Date: October 11, 2007 09:21AM
In a further effort to terrorise the people of the United States Osama Bin
Laden embarked on a fully naked streak through the US Capital, Washington
DC.
However, his efforts went unrewarded as most simply ignored him assuming him to
be part of a television stunt for "Jack-Ass", drunk or both.
After terrorising the general population Osama Bin Laden turned his attention to
the Whitehouse, considered by many to be the target of the 4th plane during the
September 11th attacks.
After jumping the fence and running around on the lawn for 10 minutes George
Bush came out shaking his fist shouting:
"Get off of my property!"
When Bin Laden refused, Bush contacted the local police who arrested him and
released him on caution.
It seems now that Osama Bin Laden a.k.a. the AntiChrist, formerly the World's
Most Wanted Man, can do nothing to excite George Bush anymore.