man, a couple of years ago, in the spring, i was smokin' a joint on the front porch observing one try to rape a female across the street
it was garbage day so the trash cans were on the street and she was running full force at it, the male was running headlong behind her and she turned at the last second and crossed the street, but the male kept going then =clunk=
he was still for a second or two then he backed off and shook his head back and forth and tried to catch up to her
it was hillarious i wish i had had a video camera then