1. Find a pair of scissors. The sharper the
better. The scissors you have from kindergarten should be fine.
2. Score some rubbing alcohol. Take a few shots.
3. Ask yourself, "Do I really want elf ears?" If the answer is no,
repeat step 2, possibly alternating shots and bong hits.
4. Cut a triangular chunk out of your upper ear. You should be bleeding at this
point.
5. Sterilize a needle with a lighter, thread with fishing line or yarn, and sew
your ear back together in the desired shape.
6. Put some tape around your ear to hold it together and prevent strain on the
stitches.
7. Repeat steps 4 through 6 for the other ear.
8. Take a picture, preferably topless.
9. If you are a chick, send me that picture. If you are a dude, throw it away, I
don't care about your elf ears.
after going to the source and reading the comments (yeah I'm bored as fuck right
now waiting for the valium to kick in) I can't tell which is stupider...
ahha! it is obviously the commenters. what the fuck does it matter and why the
fuck should anyone give a fuck at all whether or not someone has elf ears...
now, me; I'm not gonna get elf ears, but I do like the idea of performing step
3
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you need really strong eyes to read this size
text... like pro_junior has
