Just to be safe, this is not a real label, is it?

Actually, I bet it is... Alot of labels in Asia include chopped up English like what's above. It almost makes you wonder if any warning labels we make with Japanese and Chinese on it are just as poorly translated.

sharp things are fun

And [en.wikipedia.org].

The best known example is 'All your base are belong to us' of course...

It's a real label. Go to www.engrish.com
Lots of fun stuff.