duane Report This Comment Date: August 27, 2005 06:25PM
again this dosn't make sense so heres something to think about,
You gotta love Robin Williams... Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the
perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat
this message.
Robin William's plan. (Hard to argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."
1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys'. We will never
"interfere" again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station
troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them.
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.
Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or
7-11 cashiers.
5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home
baby.
6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.This
will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
"interfere," They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or
given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call
us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH.....LEARN IT.....or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a
piece of me?'"
John_Stone Report This Comment Date: August 27, 2005 07:05PM
Is this your new campaign, duane? smother them in jokes? heh heh.. funny
shit, yo. As a "plan", it's totally unworkable, of course, but you
knew that when you posted it.
duane Report This Comment Date: August 27, 2005 07:13PM
Just the ones that make no sense.
duane Report This Comment Date: August 27, 2005 07:14PM
A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.
He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip
through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just
a
few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise
me!"
He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale
Nobody has seen or heard from him since.