Anonymous Report This Comment Date: August 11, 2006 09:33AM
"Out combined penis length is this long"
jgoins Report This Comment Date: August 11, 2006 10:44AM
Beast, you have totally lost the 2 brain cells you did have with this pic.
Some passengers have been banned from flying but you imply with this that all
passengers would be banned. This is one of your worse ideas, if all passengers
were banned they why would the planes need to fly?
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: August 11, 2006 11:13AM
JGoins... it's called sarcasm.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 11, 2006 02:22PM
that one sucked, not even funny
aDCBeast Report This Comment Date: August 11, 2006 03:04PM
Maybe that's it. It takes more than the 1 brain cell than most possess to get
the joke.
1 brained celled version
To make airlines completely safe homeland security chief Michael Chertoff is
going to ban all passengers on airline flights.
The planes will fly empty to great holiday destinations like Hawaii, Cancun, and
New York.
You will be charged full fare of course and you can come down to the airport to
wave good bye as your plane leaves without you for its holiday destination.
You will still be subject to searches of your person and vehicle before reaching
the airline waving area.
I hope the 1 brain cell version was more to your liking.
America has turned into the land of the scared little wimp overreacting to every
little thing.
I thought this was the "home of the brave". Seems more like home of
the pussy.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 11, 2006 03:15PM
now that was funny
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 11, 2006 04:15PM
wait, i mean....you are such a fuckin tree, if the planes are empty how are we
gonna stop terorists? bonehead! you watch way too much Lou Dobbs Beavis!
sorry i fell outta character for a moment
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: August 11, 2006 09:26PM
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baby picture of beast
puddin Report This Comment Date: August 12, 2006 12:41AM
If I tell you when and where the next time I'm in DC..............will you show
up so I can rub your nose in shit and hit you across the nose with a rolled up
news paper?
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: August 12, 2006 02:20AM
New Airport rules:
1.All non-arabs can show up 5 minutes before
departure with whatever they want and jump
right into the Express lane.
2.All arabs&arab looking must show up
3 hours before departure for de-lousing,
fingerprinting,retinal scan and anal probe.
If even a whisper of discrimination,racism,
or racial profiling is mentioned you will
be quickly reloacted to an Internment camp
for either immediate deportation or a 6month
course in becoming a "naturalized" citizen.
What about my rights? YOU AIN'T GOT NO FUCKIN
RIGHTS! Just like if I went and cryed&whined
in your country!
If you disagree feel free to take it up with
the government of your original country.Where
you will soon be heading.
The party is over! The free ride is no longer!
Where is the Million Muslim march denouncing
the psychotic fascits you protect.It is time
to quit quivering and hiding in your little
holes and take some action if you love your
new country and freedoms.Otherwise,get the
*HELL* out!
aDCBeast Report This Comment Date: October 01, 2006 08:49AM
puddin@106132
Anytime cunt rag. Give me a ring.