pulse Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2013 01:11PM

There's been these life size cutouts all over the office lately, "I'm Annabelle Citizen, do you live in my world?" "I'm Dominic Citizen, do you live in my world?" etc.

I noticed somebody had gone around sticking post-it notes in response. And no it wasn't me..

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2013 04:21PM

Life size? What are you guys, like 2 feet tall?

quasi Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2013 04:24PM

And I thought the hobbits were down in NZ.

pulse Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2013 10:05PM

Haha obviously that one is not life size, but there's a range of sizes, most about 5 feet.

And I'm 6'2"..

I do hate their crap propaganda though. They try to tell everybody how amazing it is to work there, how we need to care about the customer etc; yet despite multi billion dollar annual profits they outsource and offshore thousands of jobs per year.

Thank god I'm just a contractor

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2013 10:50PM

Contractor. Hah. Big deal. You are still not a black lesbian single parent working woman so you're an oppressor pig running-dog lackey of the bourgeoisie.

woberto Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2013 11:11PM

ANZ Bank is just a share driven entity like any other.
Any company that is on the stock exchange would be hard pressed
to pull off a slogan like "We live in your world".

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 08, 2013 12:58AM

The only uniting that workers of the world do is in drinking.

Oh! I forgot this part (Note: this is intended as sarcasm in case NSA is reading this, and who knows? That could be outsourced to India too!):

Proletarier aller Länder vereinigt Euch!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/12/2013 01:10AM by BlahX3.

Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: December 08, 2013 01:55AM

Been workin as a contractor lately here too.

Just yesterdee I contracted a splinter in my hand gettin firewood and I'm always contractin chicken shit on my shoes, but I do my best not to con-track it into the house





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/12/2013 01:57AM by Mrkim.

pulse Report This Comment
Date: December 08, 2013 10:41AM

It's the things you contract from the ladies you need to watch out for ....

woberto Report This Comment
Date: December 09, 2013 11:33AM

Rodney Rude, the short version;
RR) Hey grandfather, what happened to that lady you were getting around with?
GF) She bled to death from gonorrhea.
RR) Hey grandfather, you don't bleed to death from gonorrhea.
GF) You do when you give it to me.