pulse Report This Comment Date: March 16, 2021 10:15AM
Kick you in the balls spicy
woberto Report This Comment Date: March 16, 2021 10:22PM
For years the internet has been confused by an image of a bag of Doritos from
China featuring a man appearing to hold another man’s legs apart while he
stomps on his crotch. The Doritos, which have been dubbed “Crotch-Stomper”
chips, are considered a delicacy in China, unlike the traditional chips sold
throughout the world as a standard item.
According to people who have been able to try the chips, they taste exactly the
way you’d expect: like balls.
“Oh my God, they’re horrible,” said Mark Jones, who paid almost $100 for a
bag online. “I had to try them though – that picture is crazy. But, frankly,
they taste exactly the way my balls smell after a long day at the gym or
something. Nasty.”
Doritos are manufactured by Frito Lay, who say that the flavor is supposed to be
savory, sweet, and tangy.
“The chips are certainly not supposed to taste like balls,” said Frito Lay
spokesman Jeff Miller. “I tried them, I thought they tasted kind of like stale
salt & vinegar chips. They’re not my favorite, but people love them,
especially in China.”
“I ate a whole bag, I couldn’t get enough of them,” said Missy Loans. “I
bought a bag online. Paid about $80 bucks for it, and they were gone in minutes.
I don’t know if they really taste like balls – I mean, I’ve had plenty of
balls in my mouth over the years, and I’ve never tasted balls like this. Maybe
a bit like dick, but I mean, the dick is definitely not balls.”
- Posted on December 29, 2015 by Bob The Empire News Potato
pulse Report This Comment Date: March 16, 2021 10:35PM
I'm no expert, but I think the text at the top is Japanese not Chinese. There's
my high school Japanese really making itself useful.
If you ever need somebody to count in a terrible accent to 10 in Japanese, then
I'm your man. Does that count as a super power?
woberto Report This Comment Date: March 17, 2021 03:11AM
Yeah the Jap's a definitely more into that kind of bizzaro stuff.
Check out
THIS tag set.