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Date: November 05, 2005 05:59PM

The thump grew and grew like a clockwork in Hell
'til a glum kangaroo could have heard it as well...
and all of the beasts of the jungle, I'm sure,
could hear the percussion I scarce could endure!

Still louder, and louder! "You villain!," I cried,
as I leapt from my pond and I tossed the bush high!
I frantically dug where the 'wog used to bud -

And Sam sprang right at me, all covered in blood.
He smiled as he spoke, with the fork in his eye,
"Hey, if you do not like them, just say so, big guy.
Are you sure you will not give my green eggs a try?"