wow ....just when you thought they couldn't get any stupider.....here comes allen....could allen be joe?....who knows i'm so befuddled due to your superior intellects...NOT!....wow hiding in the stacks using an alias..you're so cool ..you musta just learned how to cuss also...good thing we have this site to release our pent up frustrations...if not for this site i think joe/allen would have probably worn his poor little penis down to a nub....truthfully your monkey should actually be classified as a slightly oversized clit....you ain't rupturing shit with that...seek professional (hormone therapy) help quick before you meet a woman with a vagina larger than a gnat's