personally, i love to claim im racist, BUT IM NOT. I love racism in general though. You know why? ITS FUNNY! But not when people really are racist. It's just funny to hear a good racist joke. But I'm not racist. I have racist jokes against everyone, including my own race of mexican.

Blacks: Why do black people run when they hear a chainsaw? because it goes run run run, nigger nigger nigger nigger... (say it fast and nigger isn't accepted, nigga is a sign of respect of street cred among the hip-hop community, seriously).

whats a bunch of white people running down a hill? an avalanche. a bunch of mexicans? a mudslide. a bunch of black people? a jail break.

whites: wow... not that many, i guess its because most racist jokes come from whites. I just make up stuff about whites all of the time though. I don't know jokes about them, its just all about the timing. right... OH I KNOW
why is Splinter Cell so unrealistic? because sam fisher is white, can run fast, jump high, sneak around, and shoot really good

mexicans: why does noone mow their lawns in mexico? because they're all over here mowing ours. why were there only a few hundred mexicans at the alamo? they only had one truck

thats not all, those are just stuff i can think of right now