Hello, mah name is Jimbo Jones, and I've come to talk to y'all kids about photoshopping. Don't do it. It can make you go to jail. I've been to jail kids, it's a very bad place. I didn't do what they says I does. Mah friend Michael Jackson doesn't photoshop. He does the dancing and the singing on the television! Don't y'all want to be like Michael Jackson? Well, I have to go now. I'ma gonna watch "Bonus Stage", which this entire rant bes a whole ripoff of. I hope its good.