*sigh* It's difficult being a superpower. No partner power to make you breakfast in the morning, having to watch over and punish all the other littler powers. It's a lonely job.

But, dadgummit! the US will consistantly step up and drop illegal cluster bombs on anyone who challenges us! We are bringing Freedom(tm) and Democracy(tm) to all you sorry bitches, and you'd better like it, or else! We're here, we're /NOT/ queer, and we're gonna keep on making you brown people toe the fucking line, and we WILL NOT take any more of your SHIT! Got it? (Jeee-zus...) We'll keep you confused with Strategic Ambiguity(tm), and use Shock and Awe(tm) to ensure that you cower in terror of our mighty might.

Walk softly, take what you want, and carry a Big Fuckin' Stick! /THAT's/ our policy, and we're stickin' to it!

(Until the economy tanks and China takes over, that is...)