You know, I watched a guy open his door into the side of my car a week ago in a car park. Didn't give a shit, or even notice. I've got a nice car, and was sick of having brainless fuckheads putting dings in it. So I calmly walked up between our cars and booted his door in. Nice big dent. The guy was actually surprised and asked why I'd done it, so I pointed to the new dent he'd put in my door.

He then gabbled that "that little dent was nothing", and I'd put a big dent in his door. I then explained that my car was worth over £30,000, and his (I guessed) worth a tenth of that at most. So I put a dent ten times as big in his door to make us even. Fucking idiots...