I'm going to run and my platform is I'll get blow jobs(from my wife of course)in the oval office and pick fights with lobbyists because thats what America is all about. I'll start with the tough ones like NOW if I can get a hand from one of you guys. I hear they take quite a lickin. Our jobs will stay here, our oil will come from here and Alaska, The money from the oil will go towards health care and national debt. I say we pull out of I raq with a butt load of oil. Imigrants will have to love the country and speak English. People who hate the U.S will be loaded into boats and sent to Cuba. We will legalize the make you sleepy/happy cigaretes. Oh yeah and we will bring back public floggings for these repeat offenders. Last but not least we will add 2 weeks to the NFL and S turns to Nascar. I will also have Rosie Odonell kicked in the balls by my body guard Fossil. My pilot for Airforce One will be 90130. Mr. Kim will build my twin turbo limo and be my driver. Jgoins can be my Press secratary and Southern Outlaw will be Secretary of Defence. Shadez you can grow the presidential weed, Sativa please. Indica makes me tired. What do you guys think?