This message goes out to all of you sick and pathetic bastards who post comments to the effect of, "id fuk her in pussy and ass to,":if providence ever showed down upon someone as disgusting and degenerate as yourself in allowing you to get within fifty miles of someone as beautiful and intelligent as Kari Byron, she would most likely treat you as if you were infected with typhoid. The reason for this is that I find it difficult to believe that anyone with a mind as malformed as your own would be able to relegate it only to the realm of thought without oozing deplorable behavior as a rotting corpse does protein-mud.