I wish I could send you a digital copy of XTCs "The Mayor of Simpleton". You could loop it and pretend you were singin to your fucking hero puppetmaster for hours on end.
I also wish I stocked a line of worthless software and hardware items all endorsed by the big smucko himself so I could sell 'em all to dumabasses like you and your buddies .... with the vast hordes of clueless, mind dead folks like yourself as a customer base I'd be rich overnight
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