i just had the funniest dream last night, and am trying to decide if it has relevance to this thread. my cousin had 2 identical twin donkeys and a Brahma bull when we were kids. all but one loved to take the kids for rides around the pasture. the one that didn't like being ridden was one of the donkeys only you could never tell which one it was without jumping on and taking off for a ride. when you tried to kick her or go to the whip, she'd turn around and try to bite you in the foot so i would crack her between the ears with the whip and she'd straighten out until you kicked her again she'd start buckin' like crazy. have you ever tried riding a buckin' donkey? it's like that fat chick in college you plugged because you were too drunk to score one of her hot friends. you just couldn't quite bring yourself to doin' her, so you flipped her over and stuck her in the ass without warning balls deep and held on tight.