1. Nintendo is not turned on
2. The cartridge is not even plugged into the Nintendo...
3. Two players at the same time but that game "Mario" is one player only
4. NES not connected
5. One of those kids is adopted
6. Father secretly wants to be a woman...
7. Woman is not in the kitchen
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