But wait Fossil, there's more!

Arlo said at the beginning of the song that the name of the restaurant was not "Alice's Restaurant" but that is the name of the song and it was a song about Alice, however the song is NOT about Alice at all so he was lying from the get go. It's about Alice's and Ray's garbage that was in the church that he and his friend got busted for throwing off a cliff and then about his adventure at the selective service induction center and the Group W bench and all that other horseshit but it was most definitely NOT about Alice at all. It wasn't even about her restaurant or even her husband Ray. It wasn't even about their dog supposedly named Fasha. Fasha probably wouldn't have settled down and taken a shit in that little triangle on Google Maps either, if it's name was even Fasha. Arlo Guthrie lied to us. He fucking LIED to us! Don't you see the significance? Besides, who would name their fucking dog Fasha? Isn't that a Muslim name? What's a nice Jewish boy doing hanging out with people who give their dog a Muslim name?