"as part of our new expedited terminal service plan here at Seat of Our Pants Airlines we're offering the opportunity to bypass all customs and security checks as you deplane today where you'll be met at the bottom of the safety chute by a fleet of taxis ready to whisk you to your local destination. Thanks again for your patronage!"
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