Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 15, 2005 12:57PM
Some trampoline party!
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 15, 2005 03:53PM
You mean Christ was turned into a woman?
John_Stone Report This Comment Date: October 15, 2005 10:26PM
..and back again, He was h-amazing!
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: October 16, 2005 05:03AM
i have that grilled-cheese, double sided,in a safe and secure location. bidding
will start at $5000.00
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 16, 2005 05:55AM
C'mon now...I posted this and the rest of those silly religious pics so all of
you can look at them and find enlightment and inner peace, and happiness in the
knowledge that you're not alone, that someone is watching over you and guiding
you along on life's journey. But really, I thought that some of the higher
intellects (cough, cough) on this site might appreciate this for it's artistic
merit, after all...these are some of the greatest works by the renaissance
masters, adorning the walls and ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. But what do I
know?
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 16, 2005 06:09AM
"Enlightenment" Typo correction.
Duane Report This Comment Date: October 16, 2005 04:51PM
It seems like the higher intellects(to their understanding)are the only ones
who have trouble with these pictures.
Duane Report This Comment Date: October 16, 2005 04:54PM
fossil-digger you mean THE infamous grilled chesse sandwich.
Duane Report This Comment Date: October 16, 2005 04:56PM
90130 have you noticed that on the political and religious lines the sides
rarely change on here.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 16, 2005 07:48PM
How stupid is the person who posts Jesus propaganda to 613 & thinks we´ll
suddenly see the light. Fuck off you patronising shit for brains, 90130.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 17, 2005 12:10AM
I was drawing attention to the artwork, not the ideology. So fuck you and
everyone that looks like you, LOOOOOSSSSERRRR!
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 17, 2005 12:12AM
Whaaa! It's Jesus's fault!
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 17, 2005 12:15AM
43249 has sex with his mom.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 17, 2005 12:30AM
Errr, sorry everyone....I had to stoop real low and resort to name calling. It
wasn't me, really...It was one of my darker, more sinister personalities.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: October 17, 2005 12:41AM
yes, duane...THE. and these paintings are f'n priceless works of history. yes
they are enlightening, but noone is expected to "see the light"
immediately. enlightenment cannot be acheived spontaneously. thanks 90130. and
43249,woo saa, bro!
Duane Report This Comment Date: October 17, 2005 02:45AM
43249 Sorry man,I did her too.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 17, 2005 02:56AM
I'm personally taking responsibilty for having such a potty-mouth, and
apologize profusely to everyone here that may have taken offense.
Thanks for the encouragement, Duane and Fossil Digger. 43249 however, is still
an asshole.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: October 17, 2005 04:47AM
ah,spouting off is a good reaction bait.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 17, 2005 07:09AM
None of the people in the painting look like they were from the middle east.
Suppose that makes Raphael a cunt. You know, not being able to get the picture
right an' that.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 17, 2005 05:12PM
OK...Sorry about that tramploine comment.
Rapael's ability to capture motion on canvas is
unparalleled. The voluptuousness which he imparts
to the human body exudes a sensuousness which
lends a near-erotic resonance to the otherwise
potentially laconic iconagraphy...
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 17, 2005 06:27PM
Wonderful critique, 26135.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 17, 2005 09:26PM
Thanks 90130. And thanks for posting these. Despite the fact that I (we) make
smartass remarks, I think that most of us really appreciate these posts. As for
religious "enlightenment" to be gleaned, I must
defer to the late, great Dr. H.S. Thompson:
"...the desperate assumption that someone, or at
least some force, is manning the light at
the end of the tunnel."
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 17, 2005 09:29PM
Oh..shite. Can't spell Raphael, or trampoline
twice in a row. Can't even compose properly!
Pardon.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 03:25AM
Ah, what the hell..I knew posting these classic works would cause a little
stir, but tell me, how does some bonehead become so incensed over these benign
images to the point he's spitting up all over himself, and then attack me for
it? It's like I posted nude pics of his mom going at it with Toothless Joe, the
trailerpark handyman.
Ninepointfiver Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 04:59AM
That's cool, man (90130). Straight up though, you should've known that any
religious pics period would cause ire! I'm with ya though!
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 03:11PM
Thanks, buddy.
uhuhuh Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 07:06PM
once aain, why would I appreciate these posts? When I look at this I see past
the ability to paint and I see repression and all the other shit the church has
done in the name of God. This is just a nazi propaganda poster from a different
era. Just because your headmaster at school told you it was important art
before he ass raped does not qualify it as such for everyone else.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 11:07PM
Dude, you just need to get enlightened. So would'ya just state at these little
picture for about two hours, in full lotus position, chanting "yahweh
yahweh yahweh" ... and you'll get it. I did. See? I'm happy now!
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 11:55PM
Oh, sorry...I thought this was an open forum for people to post pictures and
add commentary.
If repression is all you see when you look at these images, then don't bother
clicking on 'em.
Check out porn613 for "enlightenment"...that's probably more within
your comprehension.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: October 22, 2005 04:13AM
some are more entertaining than others ...eh?
uhuhuh Report This Comment Date: October 22, 2005 10:31AM
Jesus taught me you can all fuck off to hell
John_Stone Report This Comment Date: October 22, 2005 08:34PM
You must have an alternate version of the Bible that I've never seen.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 25, 2005 07:00PM
I'd like to title this one:
"Too much Taco Bell"
OR
"For God's sake, no one light a match!"
Thank you, thank you very much...
