jgoins Report This Comment Date: May 20, 2012 10:44AM
because the cock is on the other side.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: May 20, 2012 12:46PM
in this case it would be the hen on the other side
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: May 20, 2012 12:47PM
or maybe it's a O'Bama voter
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: May 20, 2012 10:34PM
No chickens were harmed in the making of this conspiracy theory.
GAK67 Report This Comment Date: May 20, 2012 10:47PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
a1) He wanted to see his flatmate (what most of you would call a room-mate we
call a flatmate).
a2) He wanted to show his girlfriend how much guts he had.
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: May 20, 2012 11:30PM
I heard one that said it was cuz he was safety-pinned to a punk.
Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 20/05/2012 11:36PM by BlahX3.
pro_junior Report This Comment Date: May 20, 2012 11:41PM
'I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without his motives
being questioned'
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: May 21, 2012 01:03AM
why did the cat cross the road?
because his dick was stuck in the chicken
woberto Report This Comment Date: May 21, 2012 02:19AM
Good one GAK.
jgoins Report This Comment Date: May 21, 2012 10:24AM
What does a rooster say? Cock a doodle do.
What does a hen say? Any cock'll do.
SpazzII Report This Comment Date: May 22, 2012 12:55PM
Because she/he it was to stupid to use the sidewalk.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 22/05/2012 12:56PM by SpazzII.