Sokratesz Report This Comment
Date: May 26, 2004 05:41PM

hehe

ED Report This Comment
Date: June 07, 2004 02:27AM

Poor poor kittens

Eric Report This Comment
Date: September 02, 2004 11:08PM

Must.......save..........PUSSY!!

steveo Report This Comment
Date: September 06, 2004 09:47AM

i think i'll have a wank

Asshole Report This Comment
Date: September 13, 2004 05:18AM

Yeah Domokun! Domokun rocks! Chase those kittens Domokun!
Don't forget the Skylines!

lil\'Diablo Report This Comment
Date: October 12, 2004 09:39PM

i'm suprised they're not extinct by now.

da n00b Report This Comment
Date: October 20, 2004 04:15AM

LOL!!

eivl Report This Comment
Date: November 20, 2004 11:59PM

why do those little brown things seem so fimiliar? can someone tell me where they are from?

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: November 22, 2004 03:09AM

The two boxy brown monsters pursuing the feline are actually "Doumo-kun," sort of a mascot for Japan's NHK-BS (broadcast satellite) TV.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: November 30, 2004 06:12PM

Domo-kun!! I just came back from Kyoto last month with a big stuffed Domo-kun. The flight attendants didn't know what to make of him. He rocks!

ThePowerOfXtc Report This Comment
Date: December 17, 2004 12:53AM

I think it would be illegal to have 2 pet cats like I do then, because they'd be pretty damn endangered. It would be illegal to masterbate, wouldn't that suck?

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: March 01, 2005 01:36AM

that's okay, every time a cat dies, 2 pussies are born. keep jerking & fucking! yahoo!

im_not_a_guy Report This Comment
Date: March 01, 2005 03:14AM

hehehe me likey the pussy...er...cat

jaymzdeen Report This Comment
Date: March 14, 2005 01:59AM

i kill three or four cats a day ... dont tell my wife.

relly Report This Comment
Date: March 17, 2005 01:37AM

go to hell.

bibby Report This Comment
Date: March 20, 2005 01:42PM

i really think you are not making things easy with this quote " everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten. why will God killa kitten? tell me what kitten and mastburbating hvae in common. this is weird.... i masturbate and i don't think oi kill kitten. sorry sorry masturbate kills me away from heart breaker.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: March 22, 2005 07:48PM

mmmh well so if i masterbate i would involuntarily kill a kitten?? thats pretty bad!! but on the other hand if i dont I'll die..so i say THE HELL WITH KITTENS!!

Anthony Report This Comment
Date: March 25, 2005 06:25AM

I cracked the fuck up when I saw this on the tip jar of this cafe....I must have killed thousands of kittens...and the things following the kitten, priceless!!

Kitten Report This Comment
Date: April 19, 2005 11:01PM

Since the first time my hubby and I saw this, many months ago, it's been our favorite joke. It's great code, too. We can talk about masturbating, and no one has any idea. People must think we're sick, when he says he wants to watch me kill a kitten!

D3n0unc3d Report This Comment
Date: May 12, 2005 10:34PM

wish i knew about this before i was 13..... 2 years already... damn thats about 1000 kittens.... i wonder what happens when god masturbates? does he kill pandas?

D3n0unc3d Report This Comment
Date: May 12, 2005 10:35PM

by the way im a dog person

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 12, 2005 10:58PM

well thats nice...

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 12, 2005 11:00PM

i wonder...... what happens when girls finger their selves?

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 22, 2005 09:31PM

They get wet fingers, I'd imagine

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 25, 2005 12:37AM

If masterbating kills kittens does that mean sex with contraceptives kills an already born baby?

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 31, 2005 05:36AM

Nope, me jabbing them in the eye with a spoon kills already born babys

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 19, 2005 04:03AM

STOP MASTERBATING SAVE THE PUSSY, WHAT IS BETTER YOUR HAND, OR THE PUSSY! Oh nvm thats Kat not pussy kat, keep beating your mean, Or I guess ebating your cat.

Jessy Report This Comment
Date: June 30, 2005 01:16AM

What's new about his? Why do you say it's a joke?

My priest would always tell me about the dying kitten thing.

Not yours?

some_white_gangsta Report This Comment
Date: July 23, 2005 06:33AM

dayum das messed up!!1

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 23, 2005 10:33AM

This is a gross exaggeration You have to do it nine times for each kitten.

zoe Report This Comment
Date: August 15, 2005 11:10PM

And everytime god masturbates, I go out and kill a kitten.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2005 09:56AM

I just killed a kitten ^.^

McSugarman Report This Comment
Date: September 04, 2005 02:58PM

If I'm correct, God kills about 100 million kittens everyday. So... Want to make sure that gets doubled or what?

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: September 04, 2005 07:38PM

So why are there still so many cats crapping in my back yard?

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: September 25, 2005 07:34PM

I killed 6 kittens in one day.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: November 03, 2005 08:09PM

ok. so theres roughly 6 billion people on the planet at this moment. that means that if on average everyone alive masterbates only once a week. thats 6billion kittens dieing a week. ok now let just assume that theres 1 billion domestic cats that are alive at this time. in order to maintain the kat population (because of the gestation period of felines) every single femail cat would have to produce a litter of 432 kittens every 3 months for 22 years. ok with that knowledge and the fact that i own 2 pet cats of my own, i would like to pose this question, "who the fuck has been stealing my goddamn kittens!!"

Bee_Bah Report This Comment
Date: November 10, 2005 03:30AM

is this to make us stop jerking off? cuz its not working...I bet jesus is up there right now having a good time..but ofcourse he's just so great that it doesnt kill cats..owell..

Bee_bAh Report This Comment
Date: November 10, 2005 03:32AM

lol...are those hashbrowns chasing aftger that feline? lol ..my gawd

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 08, 2005 04:20AM

lol i like to kill kittens then.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: February 08, 2006 09:54PM

What in the fsck is this? God does not kill kitties. He doesn't zap them from on high. He doesn't send domo-kuns.

this is KRAP!!!

Anonymous242512 Report This Comment
Date: February 10, 2006 03:28AM

mom, can I go kill a kitten?

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: March 20, 2006 07:20PM

omg why r u all goin on like its A REAL THING ITS JUST A FUNNY PICTURE GROW UP

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Date: March 21, 2006 12:12AM

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Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 09, 2006 02:22AM

god doesnt have to masturbate, he always feels good. but i guess when he does, it rains.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 02, 2007 03:44PM

iv just mastrabated over a dead cat

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 09, 2007 09:23PM

So i've killed millions of poor kitties