XIII Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 01:44PM
Mustard? - Check
Cheetos? - Check
Beers? - Check
Bitch? - Check
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 01:59PM
Now did he "find" those things or "loot" them?
blahdblah Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 03:10PM
Thats all he owns...
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 03:14PM
George Carlin on Hurricane Katrina in N O.
I must say, this makes a lot of sense....wish they would publish this on
signs in New Orleans...
George Carlin on Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans
"Well, for me this pretty much sums it all up:
Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the
bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans...
First we would like to say, Sorry for your loss. With that said, Let's
go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know it's
coming.)
#1. A mandatory evacuation means just that...Get the hell out. Don't
blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said
anything, I can see the argument. They said get out, if you didn't,
it's your fault, not theirs. (We don't want to hear it, even if you
don't have a car, you can get out. You have feet; you have a thumb; and
there were buses that came and no one rode out - Duh! Doesn't take a
brain surgeon to figure this one out.)
#2. If there is an emergency and you plan not to evacuate, stock up on
water and non-perishables (and rubber rafts). If you didn't do this,
it's not the Government's fault you're starving and wet.
#2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that has some.
(Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them
alone.)
#2b. If the local store has been looted of food or water, leave your
neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See #2a) They worked hard to get their
stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a mandatory
evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their stuff...it's
theirs, not yours.
#2c. If you're one of those negligent humans who subjected their
children to this disaster by staying in New Orleans, putting what you
wanted to do before their safety, then you need to be prosecuted for
endangering their lives. If you are a person who stole non-edible items
in front of your children then you should be prosecuted for contributing
to the delinquency of minors. And if your child was hurt, became ill
due to the conditions or died during this disaster, then you should be
executed.
#3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then
complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save some
dumbass who didn't leave when told to do so.
#4. If you are in your house that is completely under water, your
belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them, so that
reason for staying put doesn't hold much water (pardon the pun). If
someone does want them, let t hem have them and hopefully they'll die in
the filth. Just leave! (It's New Orleans, for Christ's sake - find a
voodoo warrior and put a curse on them.)
#5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar house, a
sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn't go to
rebuild a city that is under sea level. You wouldn't build your house
on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do your
country some good and join the Navy.
#6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
want you to believe, The US Government didn't create the Hurricane as a
way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as
a way to destroy America). The US Government didn't cause global
warming that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice age
for over a million years).
#7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything. This is
the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave, but you gotta work for
what you want. McDonalds and Walmart are always hiring, get a damn job
and stop sponging off the people who are actually working for a living.
President Kennedy said it best..."Ask not what your country can do for
you, ask what you can do for your country."
#8. This situation was the fault of your state's power-hungry Governor
(dumb bitch didn't want to admit she wasn't in control and hand things
over to FEMA and National Guard) and your proud, but innately ignorant,
minority Mayor.
The year after he was elected Nagy took all the $4.5 Million in
emergency funds allocated to assist New Orleans'
residents, for just this type disaster, and used them to teach minority
kids to play sports. So if you're up to your waist in muck and
starving, ask a kid with a basketball for some assistance because he got
your funds.
Thank you for allowing me to rant."
Mint Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 03:48PM
so where are the racist comments now eh?
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 04:00PM
i love george! funniest most logical man around.
toucansam Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 04:30PM
George hit the nail on the head with that one. Also, these people look poor.
Probably didn't even work for that.
aDCBeast Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 04:44PM
This is not George Carlin's work. He has gone public disclaiming this racist
BS.
This is just another lame racist who was too much of a pussy to say these
comments in the light of day.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 05:07PM
i dont understand how these comments are at all racist
aDCBeast Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 05:38PM
Anonymous@155106
These comments are sexist and racist because #8 isn't even apart of the list
wrongly attributed to George Carlin.
The reasons for the poor response to Katrina can only be pointed to 1 person.
Someone who spent 300 billion dollars to occupy a useuless nation to the US.
Leaders don't blame the people they lead for the nations troubles. But what
would Bush know about being a good leader ?
The american people have seen Bush's true colors. Hence the poor approval
ratings for getting nothing done as president.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 07:29PM
To much ignorance in the DC's post to even comment on. But from his view point,
he thinks he right. But when you have your head up your ass, of course you think
the world is turning to shit..
whitetrash Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 08:09PM
drown the bitch so theres more room for more beer
toucansam Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 08:24PM
aDCBeast's an angry black man. Ya, Bush is a dumb fuk. Don't hate yourself.
toucansam Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 08:25PM
or "ya peeps"
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 09:12PM
Jesus tap dancin' Christ...do I have to say it again?.....ok, here goes;
WHAAAAA! It's Bush's fault!
aDCBeast Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 09:31PM
Anonymous@238240
Your response was so profound that I am going to submitt it to Fox news.
toucansam
Angry black man ? My parent's are going to be surprised about that.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 09:34PM
That's "Jesus H Tap-dancin' Christ"
No way that's Carlin. No way it's all Shrubya's
fault. Whenever there's a "forced evacuation"
there will always be folks who think they are
brave or lucky, and will decide to stay.
Hell, I'm hillbilly whitetrash, I'd probably load
the scattergun and bunker hunker myself just
because I can't trust anything the gummint says.
"Never believe anything until it has been
officially denied."
The gulf coast SHOULD HAVE HAD a full force of
National Guardsmen to respond- at the least.
A states constitutionally REQUIRED militia has
been defined as it's contingent of N.G. troops
(right or wrong) and they DO NOT belong in an
ill-conceived, ill-executed foreign occupation.
gypsybrw Report This Comment Date: October 18, 2005 11:51PM
DCBeast If your not black you missed your calling and #7 made me laugh Just for
your info JFK took a note worthy program (Created by one of the last good
Democrats) That Help a Truly needy peoples and country at a time when things
where really tough and twisted and Adulterated it into nigger Money People who
are not needy but lazy bums! The Federal Gov.and America owes you Nothing Please
do us a favor DCBeast and take your Anti White Racist Ass and your peoples and
lead them to your new Promise land where you will be treated so much better and
go!! At 11 Million dollars a day to house their sorry Asses I think we could
GIVE YOU THE MONEY TO GET THERE
aDCBeast Report This Comment Date: October 19, 2005 03:38AM
gypsybrw
I am not anti-white. I was raised with the philosophy that you should be harder
on yourself than others. Get it. I'm white MFer ! I'm just not a pussy that
blames my problems on black and brown people.
Too many white people blame their problems on other people. Look in the mirror
to solve your own problems.
And keep your mouth shut about the problems of others. You're ill-equiped solve
their problems.
No one needs to hear a dummy preaching BS.
If you don't like the feds spending money then vote your representatives out of
office. You do realize that you have that right ? But I bet those white
representatives would show you how and why you are wrong on just about every
issue you raise. Cause you're a dummy.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: October 19, 2005 04:34AM
this quote got a great response, keep going. 'cause some of you obviously have
issues that can only be addressed if they are brought to the surface and
rebutted. do we have to have the pres. is nothing more than a figurehead
argument again? i hope not! for our own sanity, bush bashing does no one any
good, especially AMERICANS. just verifies to the world our divided
sensibilities. leaving us open to more people to have a reason to hate us!
whether you like bush or not,HE'S OUR FUCKING PRESIDENT, stand behind him, or
TEAR YOUR ASS! i hear the cost of living in Yugoslavia is really low.
aDCBeast Report This Comment Date: October 19, 2005 06:39AM
fossil_digger
Manure. Bush bashing is necessary so that people who overlooked his dismal
public and private record learn to think for themselves rather than get
manipulated by hatred of social progress.
Bush may be the president but impeding his progress is what is needed. The
fucker can't do shit right on his own. No need to throw our hands up and let him
completely fuck the country.
Hatred does not grow by a house divided. Hatred grows by an iron hand that shows
no mercy. The illegal "war on brown people" has go to stop.
Anonymous14u Report This Comment Date: October 19, 2005 03:05PM
next time when your city and state officals say its a good idea to evacuate cuz
theres a hurricaine coming LISTEN TO THEM AND EVACUTE
Anonymous14u Report This Comment Date: October 19, 2005 03:08PM
and im tired of all this whining from african americans about the hurricane you
should have left when "THE MAN" told you to
toucansam Report This Comment Date: October 19, 2005 04:53PM
Yo! I heard ToucanSam said "aDCBeast's an angry black man.." on Fox
News.....Right between the part where Chenys' office is invloved in a CIA leak
case, and President Bush has the LOWEST APROVIAL RATINGS ever. 38% satisified
and 50some% completly against. huh
Your one of those guys like eminim huh?
aDCBeast Report This Comment Date: October 19, 2005 06:21PM
toucansam
Uh .. No.
Anonymous14u@116197
Are you sick and tired of whining from white people ? I know I am.
BTW, how do you know to leave an area when you don't have a TV, radio,
newspaper, or any means of communication ? Are you saying these people should
have been contacted by Mental Telepathy ?
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 19, 2005 06:25PM
After 22 years in the National Guard as a MP (that includes Gulf War Part I
& II and a six month side trip to Bosina)I've never been involved in a
bigger cluster fuck then New Orleans mission.
aDCBeast Report This Comment Date: October 19, 2005 08:16PM
Anonymous@100130
Too bad you all had to be involved. Using military in a civilian setting is
always a bad situation for everyone.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 19, 2005 08:57PM
I wonder why the Nat.Guard wasn't posted in New Orleans and surrounding areas
but pronto after the H'cane. In the famous 1908 SF earthquake, the Nat.Guard
were on the streets in like 7 hours or something, maintaining law & order.
All done by morse code too.. not like the super fast
internet/cellphone/hyper-com-link-web we have now. Where was the response in
the Big Easy? Why did it takes days? Why were the cops being so mean to
everyone, regardless of color? FEMA's Brown was a fall guy, Chertoff should go
down too. Course, rolling heads doesn't change the situation that went down.
Anonymous14u Report This Comment Date: October 19, 2005 10:41PM
when the police are driving aruond your town telling you to evacuate over a
loud speaker you should probally listen to them
John_Stone Report This Comment Date: October 20, 2005 01:34AM
So, is that woman floating on a refridgerator, or what?
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 20, 2005 05:14AM
DC "Too many (White and Black)people blame their problems on other people.
Look in the mirror to solve your own problems". Isn't that what we been
saying, only about the people in New Orleans? Give kids everything they want,
then when it isn't there for them they don't know what to do. That's what has
happened In Louisiana and New Orleans..40 years of Democratic rule..people that
can't pick their own nose without help.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 20, 2005 05:38AM
John and DC, speaking of wars, hows that one doing that LBJ started in the
sixties against poverity. Guess the Democrat Great Society didn't turn out so
great for the people in New Orleans.
John_Stone Report This Comment Date: October 20, 2005 07:45AM
None of the "wars against poverty" - started by Demo or Repu - have
been wonderful successes. In fact, it really calls into question the whole
mentality of starting a "war" against a social problem, now doesn't.
I'm serious, why is everything in this USofA framed in terms of
"combat"? War this, war that... fighing against, or for... If you
read the news carefully, you'll see 'combatative' terms used all the time. Why
is this?
John_Stone Report This Comment Date: October 20, 2005 07:46AM
*now doesn't it.
toucansam Report This Comment Date: October 20, 2005 04:36PM
HEY!!!! YOU OWNA FIAT BOUT IT? JK. But your right about "wars" on
this or that. Capitolisim, maybe that should be taught more in depth in
schools. There're so much poverty and or Gov. handouts goin on it's SICKING.
That type of handouts probably work better in a socilist society or
dictatorship. Who said that shit is so bad any way? Democracy? Sounds ok, but
look a little deeper in to democracy.
China has done more wrong to mankind than Sadam Hussien could have done whole
life. ANOTHER NOTE, CHINA IS WHERE THE U.S. WAS LESS THAN 100 YEARS AGO. An
FAST growing industrial and military SUPERPOWER. Sad to say but, you'd be naive
not to say "the 22nd century will belong to China". THEY'LL GET THERE
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, COMMUNIST. AT LEAST THEIR NOT SMOKESCREENING LIKE THE
USA.
The entire US gov. needs to be "flushed" out and built new, hey it
worked great in Iraq? right?
toucansam Report This Comment Date: October 20, 2005 08:47PM
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news.bbc.co.uk]
Intresting
toucansam Report This Comment Date: October 20, 2005 08:56PM
"OIL for food"...don't be too obvious.
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today.reuters.com]
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 20, 2005 11:38PM
Toucan, ya, The US keeps calling Chavez a "dictator", but in fact he
has won - by massive majorities - TWO elections, AND a referendum, that
international observers considered legit. He has also used state oil money to
help the poor, and they rewarded him by keeping him in office, and helping to
thwart the coup and his kidnapping.
The US would love to control Venezuela.. but there is a "crisis of
democracy" happening all over South America these days. The US has pissed
of the entire continent over the years (with terrorist wars.. know your
history!), and the Chinese are now courting all those countries (give or take).
Oops. Strategic Error. So much for the Thousand Year Reich. ha ha. Teach
your children chinese, yo.
toucansam Report This Comment Date: October 21, 2005 04:54PM
If people want to not do anything to support themselves, How many live in
projects and off of the gov. with NO LABOR trade, it's seems better for the gov.
for it to be communist. If folks want to live off of the gov. the gov. should
tell the people EVERY aspect of their life. None of this bullshit WIC, debit
food stamp card, free housing. Only so those motherfuckers "donate"
blood or plasma for there fix, or viloent crime. You only get what you work for
or capitilize on in capitilism......
toucansam Report This Comment Date: October 21, 2005 04:56PM
PINKO-COMMIE at least I'm not GWB actin' like a dictator that's whole cabinet
is corupt, but saying I'm "gods' servant".
toucansam Report This Comment Date: October 21, 2005 04:58PM
Like bush said, "dictatorship is alright,.. so long as I'm the
dictator." yeah ... he really said that.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 22, 2005 04:56AM
Hell that's nothing, I've said that..Too..But I'm a benevolent dictator. And
just remember it doesn't make me gay, if you do me..
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: October 22, 2005 06:34AM
Wow. This is a cool thread. Everybody's all mad and shit.
whitegoddess Report This Comment Date: October 22, 2005 12:35PM
Niggers really are diusgusting we should kill every single black person black
males especially for they are worthless, black women out do them in every aspect
of life and they have the hide to be one of the most sexist races ever fuck
niggers evil filthy beasts.
John_Stone Report This Comment Date: October 22, 2005 08:28PM
This is off the hook.
John_Stone Report This Comment Date: October 22, 2005 08:31PM
Uh, "whitegoddess", I think you're digressing from the thread a
little bit. Could try to stay on topic a little bit? Thanks.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: October 27, 2005 02:24AM
damn, how bout this one,"In Katrina I Didn't See Racism, I Saw
Brotherhood"
by Rabbi Aryeh Spero
Posted Sep 7, 2005
In New Orleans, beginning Tuesday morning, August 30, I saw men in
helicopters risking their lives to save stranded flood victims from
rooftops. The rescuers were White, the stranded Black. I saw Caucasians
navigating their small, private boats in violent, swirling, toxic
floodwaters to find fellow citizens trapped in their houses. Those they
saved were Black.
I saw Brotherhood. New York Congressman Charlie Rangel saw Racism.
Yes, there are Two Americas. One is the real America, where virtually
every person I know sends money, food or clothes to those in need -- now
and in other crises -- regardless of color. This America is colorblind.
The other is the America fantasized and manufactured by Charlie Rangel,
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, who constantly cry "racism!" even in
situations where it does not exist, even when undeniable images
illustrate love, compassion and concern. These three men, together with
today's NAACP, want to continue the notion of Racist America. It is
their Mantra, their calling card. Their power, money, and continued
media appearances depend on it.
Often, people caught up in accusing others of sin neglect to undergo
their own personal introspection. They begin to think they alone inhabit
the moral high ground. It is high time these men peered into their own
hearts at the dark chamber that causes this unceasing labeling of their
fellow Americans as "racist." They may find in that chamber their own
racism -- against Whites.
There is only one real America. Beginning Friday morning in Houston,
thousands of regular citizens poured into the Astrodome offering water,
food, clean clothes, personal items, baby diapers and toys, love and
even their homes to the evacuees who had been bused in from New Orleans.
Most of the givers were White, most of those being helped were Black.
But there was Jesse Jackson, busy on TV, accusing the country of not
putting Blacks -- i.e., him -- on some type of Commission he is
demanding. Where was he early in the week? Not sweating with others from
around the country who had scraped their last dollar to come help. With
Jesse, it's always about Jesse.
After decades of hearing accusations from Jesse, Al, Charlie, the NAACP
and certain elitists about how racist America is, it would have been
refreshing to hear them for once give thanks to those they for years
have been maligning. These self-anointed spokesmen for the Black
community lead only when it comes to foisting guilt and condemnation,
and not when it comes to acknowledging the good in those they have made
a career in castigating.
As a Rabbi I have a message I wish to offer to my fellow members of the
cloth, Reverends Jackson and Sharpton: It is time to do some soul
searching. Your continued efforts to tear this country apart, even in
light of the monumental goodness shown by your White brothers, is a sin.
There are no churches in the world like the American churches. And there
are no better parishioners and members of churches anywhere in the
world. These churches are saving the day. Their members -- infused by
the special and singular teachings of our unique American
Judeo-Christian understanding of the Bible -- are, at this moment,
writing an historic chapter in giving, initiative, and selflessness.
They are opening their homes to strangers. They are doing what
government is incapable of doing.
America works because of its faith-based institutions. It always has.
That is what makes it America.
So next time the ACLU tries to diminish and marginalize the churches,
saying there is no role for religion in American public life, that an
impenetrable wall must be erected separating the citizens from their
faith, cry out "Katrina."
Next time the ACLU goes to court asking that U.S. soldiers not be
allowed to say Grace in the Mess Hall and that communities be forbidden
from setting up a nativity scene, ask yourself: without the motivation
of Goodness sourced in Faith, would people offer such sacrifice? Where
else does this Brotherhood come from but the Bible which teaches "Thou
Shall Love Thy Neighbor as Yourself."
I saw brotherhood on Fox News, where 24/7 reporters used their perch as
a clearing-house for search-and-rescue missions and communication
between the stranded and those in position to save. In contrast, the
Old-line networks continued with their usual foolish, brain-numbing
programming. Those who always preach "compassion" chose profit over
people.
The New York Times has utterly failed America. Its columnists could have
used their talents and word skills to inspire and unite a nation.
Columnists such as Frank Rich and Paul Krugman, however, revealed their
true colors by evading their once-in-a-lifetime chance to help and
instead chose to divide, condemn, and fuel the fires and poison the
waters of Louisiana. In them, I saw no Brotherhood. The newspaper always
preaching "compassion" verifies Shakespeare's "They protest too
much."
Similar elitists here in the northeast and on the west coast have over
the years expressed their view of the South as "unsophisticated" and
Texans "cowboys." Well, the South has come through, especially
Houston
and other parts of Texas, whereas, as I write this on Labor Day, the
limousine moralizers are lying on east and west coast beaches thinking
they're doing their part by reading Times' editorials and calling George
Bush "racist." How sanctimonious life becomes when proving you are
not
a racist depends not on living in a truly integrated neighborhood, but
by simply calling others racist.
Like so often in history, facts trump platitudes. Reality reigns. Those
who always preach brotherhood, thus far have acted devoid of it. Those
who for decades have been accused by elitists of not having compassion
are the ones living it. They are: the churches, the military and the
sons and daughters of the South.
fred smith Report This Comment Date: August 18, 2008 09:34PM
make that ugly bitch .....check
