John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: October 29, 2005 10:21PM

/fini/

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 30, 2005 04:50AM

obviously you are insane john, and probably still a virgin living in mommy's basement

John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: October 30, 2005 08:57AM

Wow, how'd you guess? At least I'll be eaten first.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 30, 2005 10:10AM

Please forward this to any Jehovah's Witnesses you know.

John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: October 31, 2005 05:41AM

You know, one time I had these fake fangs made.. good stuff, custom fit, right on my eye teeth, looked totally real. I happened to be trying them out at home one day, since I had just acquired them, and a Jehovah's Witness came to the door.

He started giving me his speil, and I listened. Then I gave him my p.o.v. and asked him some questions back. He started clicking the pen in his pocket nervously ...clik!click!clik!click!... real fast. He began searching for an excuse to leave, but I kept the conversation going... Caught between fear and politeness, he was.

When I finally let him go, he got out of my yard so fast his feet barely touched ground...

The timing of the whole incident was just comical.

John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: October 31, 2005 05:42AM

I wish I'd had one of these booklets at the time to give him.