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Ah ze French
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Ah ze French

"a group of soldiers marching in front of a large stone arch"

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Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2005 01:49PM

Fuck the French............Rude Bastards.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2005 01:56PM

They are all DCBeast butt buddies..Quitters and losers.
Tribucian Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2005 07:33PM

While studying biology in college, I heard an interesting lecture about France. At the time we were learning about genetics and the process of trait selection when the professor shared this bit of trivia with us. The time period is the reign of Napolean Bonaparte. For those who do not know, Napolean was below average height, and it is reported that he had issues with this. In fact, a psychological complex was named after him for this very reason. I'm getting off track though. As I was typing, the majority of the French adored Napolean and would have died for him. So what does this have to do with the above image? Napolean had issues with his stature, so males who wanted to join the French army had to meet certain physical requirements. Most of these were basic such as age, weight, general health, etc...; however, there was also a height requirement of six feet. Again, so what? Well, between the battle of Waterloo and the catastrophic Russian campaign, Napolean's young-buff French army was almost completly decimated. This was quite a blow to the French gene pool because the only males in France afterwards were either those who could not meet the physical requirements or they were cowards. I will not go into the nature vs nurture contraversy, but I will make the same point my professor made. With the loss of the genes from the pool due to Napolean's campaigns, the result is a France with mostly-short, not-quite-buff, less-than-robust, somewhat-timid male population.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2005 09:56PM

MacDonald's and Coca Cola make Americans perfect and pure people, always right, the best of the bests, with the most perfect and representative leader : George WTF Bush. Every country should surrender, or commit suicide in front of that perfection, sure. Now, try to grow up so that your so perfect genetics are not wasted.
Tribucian Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2005 10:55PM

I don't get it. What do you mean perfect genetics? I do not mention that anywhere in my post. I am only showing that if the French appear (notice I said appear, not are)to be rude, insensitive, and cowards as many on this sight seem to perceive them, there is some validity to the perception. That is all. Now if you will excuse me, The best of Satyrday Night Live Holiday special.
anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2005 11:06PM

Aah, Waterloo! That's what makes Waterloo Station the perfect terminus for Eurostar.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 08, 2005 01:59AM

The French are a queer lot, they fight with their feet and fuck with thier face. To hell with them anyway oui,oui nes pas?
gruff Report This Comment
Date: December 08, 2005 04:09AM

You're saying the proper way is to fuck with your feet and fight with your face? WTF?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 08, 2005 05:50AM

Come on DC kick in or are you really a French butt buddie..a quitter and a loser. Or were you the crazy guy that got shot in Miami airport today?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 09, 2005 01:15AM

France has lost it's importance in the world. Who can really take them seriously these days,with the unemployment issues, problems with immigrants-i.e. muslim fundamentalism, and the host of other ills that has fallen this once great nation. Let's all have a smoke and say goodbye to the birth place of culture and sophistication
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 09, 2005 05:55AM

Hey there Gruffy; Savate is an old form of fighting using the feet. It came about in Paris sometime in the 1800's. My understanding is that Savate in French means "old shoe", which is what the fighters use to wear in their matches. Anyway, as for fucking with the face, well where do you think the term French Kiss comes from? A bientot!
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 10, 2005 07:47AM

"Savate" is the old name for french-boxing, and even if the word is the same, there is nothing common with an old shoe. French-boxers don't wear old shoes. Seriously...
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 20, 2005 05:09AM

Ha,ha,ha oh ze French are sensitive oui?