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played golf today, miised a few greens right
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played golf today, miised a few greens right

"a path in a park with trees and houses"

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Comments for: played golf today, miised a few greens right
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: March 17, 2006 05:22AM

wow... dead grass... a sidewalk... dormant trees. Something for everyone to enjoy.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 17, 2006 01:45PM

then don't look
anonymous Report This Comment
Date: March 17, 2006 03:18PM

If these images are the highlights, f_d's life must be a never-ending whirl of mundanity.
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: March 17, 2006 07:17PM

farting_dog... err fosil_digger I mean has a big shiney belt you know. He is the champion of something. Of what I am not quite sure but it does make him proud.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 18, 2006 02:13AM

i guess if your not coordinated to play golf you would think it's boring, and i agree that watching golf is pretty low on my list of spectator sports, but the thrill i experienced yesterday flopping a sand wedge 40 yards over a bunker to a 15 ft. elevated green with 10 ft. of green to work with, hitting it perfectly as to land in the fringe trickle up and hit the stick leaving it 2 inches away, will never be forgotten as long as i live!
you can't but that kind of excitement!

and my belts are not shiny toad, they are karate, taekwon do, and kung fu, fabric. but i understand your ignorance, it shows quite often.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 18, 2006 02:53AM

coordinated ENOUGH to play
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: March 18, 2006 07:18AM

ninja fabric? wow... cool! I bet that you have lots of pics of you jitzuing the crap out of everyone... or atleast one of you in a gi. I bet everyone would enjoy that immensely.
anonymous Report This Comment
Date: March 18, 2006 09:33AM

....and the thrill we experienced reading that detailed description will be forgotten instantly.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 18, 2006 09:53PM

never heard of ninja fabric. and i don't wear gi's, they're for amateurs trying to impress. i do not advertise visually, good way to just get shot on the street. i'd rather someone not know what the deal is.

184225: if you don't understand the sentence then you don't play or enjoy the game. not a problem easily fixed.

jujitzu is not a style i care for either, kung-fu is much more effective for me. wing chung is also an interest, but i can tell i'm explainig something to someone who doesn't have a clue.

now it's your turn for the 3rd grade reaponse..... i can't wait to hear it
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 18, 2006 10:11PM

response
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: March 19, 2006 08:39PM

Top secret ninja skills... you are smart. Don't let the world see what a bad ass you are... just tell them on the internet. Wearing a gi is for amateurs trying to impress???? really??? I guess your teenage mutant ninja turtles pj's are cooler huh.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 20, 2006 02:58AM

do you think you are irritating me or something childish as such?

on the contrary, it's quite funny to hear how truly incoherant and clueless someone can be....lmao!

ninjitsu? did you hear or see me mention that?

keep 'em coming, you're liable to get off a good one any year now
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: March 20, 2006 03:37AM

What do you professional ninjas wear?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 20, 2006 09:50PM

wtf are you babbling about ninjas for?
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: March 24, 2006 08:11AM

Quote "and my belts are not shiny toad, they are karate, taekwon do, and kung fu, fabric." ....so you have belts? Quote "i don't wear gi's, they're for amateurs trying to impress"... I am just asking what you are wearing when you receive these belts?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 26, 2006 06:01AM

i don't "wear" belts. my sifu does not believe in belts, competitions, or exhibitions. his only purpose is to expand his, my, and a few lucky others mental, physical and spiritual awareness to a level not experienced by the major percentage of martial artists in the world.

he is a strange character, when he was 3 yrs. old he lost his left arm just below the elbow. he has a fake arm and hand. he was refused the right of competing with others because of his "handicap". he has spent his life studying in china and japan with teachers who feel the same way. he does not regard belts as anything other than show, but we(the other students) take what he calls "equivalency belt tests". if we were to take the true tests we would achieve a higher ranking than we have been given. just because of his strict perfection.

i work out in what you might call tae boxing equipment.

martial arts belts are fabric, not very shinny.

any more questions?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 26, 2006 06:26AM

oops, that's tai boxing equipment
anonymous177211 Report This Comment
Date: March 26, 2006 01:40PM

Actually, it's Thai boxing.
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: March 26, 2006 02:59PM

In his world it is tai and he wears gym shorts and I am guessing his mom lost her arm.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 27, 2006 02:27AM

i am an awwsum speeler huh?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 27, 2006 02:28AM

i thought tai babylonia boxed, my mistake
zxz555 Report This Comment
Date: March 27, 2006 12:02PM

this is a picture of a golf couse? Surely not?

Golf and kung-fu? Some combo, that! I´m just trying to imagine how to use kung-fu on the golf couse... or do you use golf clubs and balls in kung-fu fighting?
*FORE*
anonymous Report This Comment
Date: March 27, 2006 04:39PM

Tai kwon golf?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2006 06:12AM

golf is a very mental game, controlling emotion when you're not playing well, and keeping a level head to reduce future mistakes. martial arts are also useful in the simple fact that they increase balance, keep your back strong, and your swing balanced. i find that my golf swing also carries over to sword play, in that the need to know exactly where your sword tip is at all times increases your ability to deliver the most accurate and devastating a blow possible.

there are many different similarities in the 2

do you play zxz? i know as a good Scotsman you have to play, it's in your blood man.

but i imagine you only have a few months a year to play in Norway........:~}
zxz555 Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2006 06:23PM

wrong on the first, right on the second, I don´t and they do.
I see your point about control and that, though. Although I wouldn`t try to win a sword fight with a golf club, might lose a finger or something.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 30, 2006 05:17AM

true, not a recommended course of action
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: July 23, 2007 01:16PM

Is theyre any beautiful golf courses in texas?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: July 23, 2007 06:44PM

this is march in texas. looks great to me for the time.