Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 01, 2007 12:29PM

What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere.

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.

Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? It isn't hard.
How can you piss off your husband while making love? Call him from your cell phone.

What's the down side to a threesome?
You could disappoint two women instead of just one.

How do you know you're really ugly? Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car

shaDEz Report This Comment
Date: June 01, 2007 01:01PM

lol good jokes and nice shop... needed a laugh, thanx

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 01, 2007 01:57PM

You'll have to update the last joke, they're named after guys now too.

TEE323 Report This Comment
Date: June 02, 2007 12:11AM

Anonymous Wrote:
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> What should a woman say to a man she's just had
> sex with?
> IT DOESNT MATTER ANY MORE!

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 04, 2007 02:52PM

thats what Jon Nolan from centennial, Colorado does with his dog!!