GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: May 01, 2009 01:22AM

Swine flu - could it be the aporkalypse?

I called the hospital last night to find out more info about the swine flu, but all I got was crackling.
I wanted to be sure of the symptoms because I heard you can come out in a nasty rasher.
Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though.
I think the media coverage has been over the top – it’s been everywhere. It’s like an epidemic.
I guess you can’t be too careful though. I mean, a cop tried to pull me over today, but I sped off.

GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: May 01, 2009 01:24AM

And one last one for Pulse and DK: Why has Australia not had any cases of swine flu?

Pigs can't get it.

pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: May 01, 2009 03:38AM

doihavepigflu.com

FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: May 01, 2009 04:51AM

If a Mooslem dies from swine flu, does that mean he can't get into Paradise?

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: May 01, 2009 05:50AM

lickin' the pig