FrostedApe Report This Comment Date: July 04, 2009 04:42AM
Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today,
but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have
any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm
sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a
letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]
Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]
Kim Jong Il: Good.
[Opens up trap, Hans falls in]
dv8 Report This Comment Date: July 04, 2009 04:48AM
wasn't lil kim talking bout blowing up the usa today. he first test fired the
short range missile, he then test fired the medium range missile. so does that
mean the next firing is the long range up your ass usa missile?lalalala
jihad
dv8 Report This Comment Date: July 04, 2009 07:01AM
its after 3am us time and numbnuts kim has fired a fifth missile
Mrkim Report This Comment Date: July 04, 2009 12:33PM
I'd say it's high time the international community stop playing into this
fuckers plan. He makes threats, gets lots of coverage for his displays of
"Look what we could think about doing with our toys", then steps away
and waits for the $$ and other political and financial concessions to come
rolling in to supposedly keep them in check, which BTW obviously isn't working.
His overtly obvious acts of political/military blackmail ought to be viewed for
what they are, the attempts of a maniacal fool to ransom money from the
international community to help support his failing national economy. Until his
BS is ignored and correctly viewed for what it is, just like every other type of
brattish behavior known to humanity, it will be continued. Trying to placate his
actions with $$ and concessions is quite simply a form of "enabling"
on an international level and only insures such acts will continue in the
future. This behavior is easily anologized as the same thing as a spoiled brat
throwing a temper tantrum to achieve placation by Mommy agreeing to their
demands.
Does anyone with 1/2 a brain truly believe he intends to launch even a
ballistic, much less a nuclear strike against the US? While I have no doubt he's
a meglomaniac, such an action would be totally foolhardy, kill off any ties with
most any country N. Korea finds currently supporting their actions and
immediately embroil his country in a fight he could neither support financially,
nor militarily.
One need look no further than to the aftermath of the 9-11 events and the
impassioned sense of nationalism that followed those events to understand that
any military attack on a US target would lead to a cry for blood on a national
level likely unseen within our borders since the attacks that drew us into
WWII.
It's high time the international community just seal N. Korea off from the rest
of the civilized (<- and YES, I'm using this term VERY loosely) world until
they agree to stop this BS and shit stirring that only continues to harm N.
Korean economy, and just as surely its people, as a byproduct of the sanctions
these actions lead to.
Here's a special 4th of July greeting from one Kim to another
quasi Report This Comment Date: July 04, 2009 12:54PM
Thanks, digger; there's nothing like a little light reading on a Saturday
morning. I'm going out to the shed now to ready my own missile defense system to
attempt to intercept the bottle rockets the idiots on the next block will be
shooting this way tonight.
jgoins Report This Comment Date: July 05, 2009 11:00AM
"One need look no further than to the aftermath of the 9-11 events and the
impassioned sense of nationalism that followed those events to understand that
any military attack on a US target would lead to a cry for blood on a national
level likely unseen within our borders since the attacks that drew us into
WWII."
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Mr Kim, the people in this country might scream for blood after an attack but
with the President we have now no action would ever be taken. All he would do
is ask that talks be held. Odamna hasn't bot the balls to do what would need to
be done. If he had been President during the attack on Pearl Harbor we would be
speaking Japanese right now. This has nothing to do with him being an ace of
spades, just the fact that he is a coward.
