Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 05, 2005 04:16PM

Her:What is the action figure of your self doing in your hand.
Him: No, this is a figure of you when you where young and shaking the hand that shook the world!!

W_Yutani Report This Comment
Date: January 05, 2005 04:34PM

Her: So, that's the result of the accident.
Him: Yeah, I was checkin out 613 and shoved my member into the floppy drive. Thankfuly, I'm a tech and got the computer back online in no time! Wanna touch it?

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 05, 2005 05:39PM

He Mailer..warum hältst du the Worscht so hoch?
komm..so sieht meine auk aus, wetten?

anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 05, 2005 07:00PM

Her: What are you doing with that?
Him: I was riding it when I posted on the plus613 forum that I was looking for hot girls for sex

clarkeS4 Report This Comment
Date: January 05, 2005 11:10PM

Her:now what was that part called again?
Him:this would be your hard drive.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 06, 2005 01:21AM

Her: Ohhh that scared the crap out of me!
Him: haha, your not a fan of the pop out snakes?

HCEEBEE Report This Comment
Date: January 06, 2005 03:12AM

MY WIFE SAID ITS WAS TOO TIGHT

I SAID IT WAS JUST TOO FULL

gruff Report This Comment
Date: January 06, 2005 06:03AM

Her: What are those?
Him: These are the two things that will replace men in the 21st century.

hosbro Report This Comment
Date: January 06, 2005 08:57AM

Her: do those sell well?
Him: amazingly, i've sold almost all of my stock to guys that drive audis

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 06, 2005 04:21PM

She: Are you sure?

He: Yes Ma'am. Despite what you may have read on the internet, there's no way a computer virus is responsible for the canker sore on your vulva

The_Doc Report This Comment
Date: January 08, 2005 02:04PM

Her: What's the difference between a sin and a shame?
Him: It's a sin when you put it in, but its a shame when you take it out!