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2024-02-14
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"a woman holding a straw and looking at a phone"

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pulse Report This Comment
Date: February 14, 2024 02:47AM

My wife responded to an obscure Simpsons quote with another Simpsons quote when I met her. That was enough for me.
Anon Report This Comment
Date: February 14, 2024 03:19AM

When she thinks like you, has the self esteem to stand up to you and shakes your hand with the grip of a man... three girls have impressed me doing that.
woberto Report This Comment
Date: February 15, 2024 12:29AM

I met my missus in the carpark of a FoodPLUS.
I saw her sitting in her car and she winked at me,
she was eating a chiko roll and she wiped her mouth with the receipt.
I knew she was the one.

American translation;
I met my wife in the parking lot of a gas station.
I saw her lounging in her truck and she winked at me,
she was eating a gas station hotdog and she wiped he mouth with the sales check.
I knew she was the one.
Anon Report This Comment
Date: February 15, 2024 12:04PM

Deluxe hot dog, with greens. Each one you eat doesn't take a minute off your life. I know some people will find it hard to fathom, but Australian ready to go fast food isn't designed to kill off poor people early.