woberto Report This Comment
Date: April 06, 2024 01:46AM

A left-wing lib-tard, a TV reporter and a SAS trooper were captured by ISIS.
They were sentenced to death by beheading
The ISIS leader said they could each have one last wish before the sentence was carried out.

The lib-tard asks to watch a you-boob of the ALP's "It's Time" commercials from the 70's.

The reporter asks that the beheading be televised so that even when he is dead his face would be on TV.

The SAS man asked to be kicked three times up the arse.
This was promptly carried out and as the last kick landed, the trooper pulled out a 9mm pistol from his smock, shot 3 terrorists, grabbed a fallen AK-47 and killed the rest of the terrorists!

The other two were amazed but had to ask why he wanted to be kicked three times before he drew the gun.

Because, said the trooper, when we get back to Australia, I don't want you pair of bastards saying it was an unprovoked attack.

pulse Report This Comment
Date: April 06, 2024 01:47AM

That article reads like it was written by Anon.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/04/2024 01:51AM by pulse.

woberto Report This Comment
Date: April 06, 2024 06:54AM

Oh yeah, he's no wordsmith. Despite all those years in advertising.
However I think that is deliberate.
He's making a rare political statement and does not want anyone to think it was penned by a PR person.

woberto Report This Comment
Date: April 14, 2024 04:01AM

RIP Dawn Singleton.