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AMERICAN football sucks

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AMERICAN football sucks

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Tiw Report This Comment
Date: October 09, 2005 09:06PM

American football is just a tamer version of Rugby (a mans game).
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 09, 2005 10:11PM

soccer is for pussies
Duane Report This Comment
Date: October 09, 2005 11:47PM

You have obviously never played football.Just because your not smart enough to wear protection(neither was your daddy)lol,makes you stupid not a man.This argument goes back to where you are from,Ill say it one more time for you who refuse to accept it.I live in the U.S.A so to me its soccer.I realise that sometimes you SHAT your pants when you get your ARSE or BUMM kicked.When Im in your country Ill say football for soccer but not when Im in America.
Mint Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 12:29AM

i'd like to see what happens when a rugby player gets hammered by a 6'4 250lb linebacker named bubba running at full speed.
Duane Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 12:56AM

Average speed is 4.5 for LB so in the words of Cluber Lang from Rocky,"Pain".
ToucanSam Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 02:27AM

Yes, American football most definatly not "foot ball". How did they even come up with the name? Soccer would kick ANY american football players ass, if they ACTUALLY wanted to play a game instead of stand around and smack each other on the asses. asses.
Duane Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 02:57AM

Your funny Sam.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 03:09AM

true am. football is a tough sport, but Australian football i think is tougher cause they don't wear pads. players are smaller than am. ball. i played soccer all through college, an let me say the way i play you would think there was a pigskin loose on the field. i throw elbows and anything else that will knock my defender off balance enough to get by him. i've been thrown out of more games than 95% of my colleges. soccer is rough, but nothing like the fore mentioned.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 03:12AM

shit, why does this sight keep signing me off in the middle of comments? pain in the ass! i'm 11669
Mint Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 05:05AM

this is what i think of when i see american footballers vs soccer players

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ToucanSam Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 10:50AM

LOL.. Don't mess with my coffee.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 01:15PM

american fagball
Truth_from_Georgia Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 02:42PM

Mint:

We just played against Ft. Benning (rugby) and there were a few 6'4" 250 out on the pitch there too. I have the cuts and bruises to prove it. I love football, but have never taken a pounding equal to a full rugby match. In rugby each player is runner, tackler, DB, kick return, the whole bit. Fun game. Watch as it keeps getting bigger and bigger here.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 03:08PM

Stop stealing others ideas and trying to make them better you yankee fuckwits....Rugby is a mans sport, your version of American Fagball is a cheap imitation....lets see the fat lard asses with no padding against Australia, England or New Zealand...your burger eating fat fucks would run out of puff before you even get the ball....
Here is a photo of some real men without 'fag' padding....and they dont look very afraid of your 'linefaggots'......pwned

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Mint Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 03:19PM

for someone that likes to throw around "fag" alot 135173 you sure post 1 gay ass pic
Duane Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 08:16PM

135137 well my dad can beat up your dad.This has got to be the dumbest argument Ive been in on here.Besides half your team would be in the hospital half way through thew game.Money is a powerful incentive. If you can develop a lineman who's 6-8 and 330 with the same speed and agility of guy who's 250, who's more dangerous?The average NFL player can make over a million a year with some running backs making 6 million with incentives and signing bonuses and that dos'nt include ads.If these guys were the athaletes you say they would not be signing as kickers which they are they would be signing as running backs and recievers or defensive backs.The average rugby player is what $150,000.
me_one Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 09:28PM

football (uk version) will never take off in america, simply because it's too low scoring. america likes games where there are lots of points scored, so they can jump around like idiots and play stupid music over the speaker system, and have lots of breaks so that if it's televised they can play some adverts and if you're there so you can go to the loo arter drinking a 64oz plastic cup of what passes for beer.
but more to the point, america needs to have a winner, they'd rather play all night long rather than have a draw, and many a football match ends in a draw, but show me one american football, baseball or basketball game that ended in a draw.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 10:55PM

WHO GIVES A FUCK!
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 11:52PM

[email protected] !!!!! YU ARE THE MASTER!!!
FUCK AMERICAN FOOTBALL
gypsybrw Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2005 11:58PM

NFL (nigger fottball League) How Bout let's suppert WFL Come On
John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2005 02:49AM

Guys, guys, calm down. GOLF is the stupid ass sport; this debate between different football games is distracting us from the REAL enemy.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2005 04:26AM

no john, golf is awesome, its a sport that takes a lifetime to master and not even then could you consider yourself good. i've played for 30 years religiously and i still suck! the most humbling sport ever invented,but if you dont play the concept is unattainable.
Mint Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2005 05:54AM

me_one..and yet..NFL Europe still flourishes..odd isnt it?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2005 10:05AM

Mint / Duane......you live in the land of corporate scum...thats why they earn more...blinded by your media, brainwashed by your stupid fucking amendments and guided by a chimp who cares not for you, but for his own personal wealth/oil. Get a grip, the world is laughing at you, and whats funniest is you dumb fucks are the only ones who dont realise. Shove NFL up your arse, along with the fat pay-cheques paid by Coke, Nike, Shell, McD's etc etc....I pity your single minded American attitude. Signing out.....
Mint Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2005 04:35PM

wtf does any of that have to do with anything i said. and lighten up moron no one was going political

John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2005 06:46PM

Sorry Fossil. Ok, TENNIS! Let's unite against tennis. Net, racquets, poncy white costumes... need I say more?
Duane Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2005 08:18PM

All right then Tennis it is John,fuck Tennis!184253 this is allmost to stupid to ask but you have no idea what your talking about do you.If they were better athaletes than nfl players then they would take there jobs.If you are the world and your laughing at out fat paychecks then you should probably think a little longer before you answer.Remember context dumbass!
toucansam Report This Comment
Date: October 12, 2005 03:19AM

Great golfer, HUGE ass.

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fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: October 12, 2005 03:25AM

yeah tennis works for me. or volleyball maybe
Soccer_Official_Activity_of_3r Report This Comment
Date: October 12, 2005 04:14PM

Soccer: NOT a sport.. an activity or game at best.

Sure, 2 Billion people watch it, but most of 'em live in mud huts and can't feed their kids or family, but hey... the important thing is that after 60 minutes of pointless running around and 1 goal is scored, 5,000 people die in the riots that follow. Great.
Soccer_Official_Activity_of_3r Report This Comment
Date: October 12, 2005 04:33PM

Soccer: NOT a sport.. an activity or game at best.

Sure, 2 Billion people watch it, but most of 'em live in mud huts and can't feed their kids or family, but hey... the important thing is that after 60 minutes of pointless running around and 1 goal is scored, 5,000 people die in the riots that follow. Great.
toucansam Report This Comment
Date: October 12, 2005 09:30PM

[email protected] I see that you are very keen...(snickering in the background) Soccer is the BEST sport in the world, non-motorized sport of course.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 13, 2005 11:56AM

Hook, line &......fat stupid Americans
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 13, 2005 02:44PM

grow up kiddies why don't you act your age
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 17, 2005 04:34AM

Soccer is somewhat popular here in America among kids 8 and younger. That is the perception of it here really, that its for kids. Parents see it as a wholesome safe exercise. My 12 year old son wouldn't be caught dead playing it as it is perceived as a kids game. I hear lots of Europeans stating that its "catching on" because they over hear kids talking about it or what not but thats just not the case. Soccer does indeed take a lot of athletic abilty and team work to play but most Americans see it as a very boring sport. I'd rather see people stand around for 30-40 seconds making their play then coming out and giving 100 percent of everything they have in a magnificient display of power, speed and skill.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 19, 2005 04:20AM

why does everyone continue to refer to Americans as fat?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: October 19, 2005 05:27AM

soccer needs somethig like hockey's 2 line pass rule getting the axe. make the goal bigger or something, cause the only way to keep americans short attention is to be higher scoring. reality, what a concept.
John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: October 20, 2005 01:54AM

[email protected], my friend, a larger percentage of Americans are actually obese, compared to any other people I've ever seen. When I went to France, I noticed immediately that I did not see very many obese people, not compared to the midwest anyway. It's a bit worrisome.

Other than that, it's a lame generalization used derogatorily. They just hate our freedom (!)
Phil_MAlone Report This Comment
Date: September 18, 2006 04:08PM

Basically all americans are thick as shit.... Your race of tards all protest for rights were as you made slavery what it is today and were the base of the KKK. Your sports are ripoffs and then marketised for your fat arse faggoty kids who eat dogs out and live in huts. Well guess what! WE OWNED YOU.... You go put ya pads on a run around whooping whilst the real men get only shin pads on and kicked the shit out of each other without takin steds or any other preformance drugs now die you obese fat zealous cunts
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: February 11, 2007 01:42AM

OK I SEE THAT THE U.S.A IS FUCKING BULLSHITING THE REST OF THE WORLD AGAIN WITH THEIR "FOOTBALL" CAMPAIGN AS A SPORT INSTEAD OF A MONEY MAKER.

FIRST OF ALL, IM GONNA CLEAR SOMETHING TO U, SOCCER TAKES A LOT MORE STAMINA THAN FOOTBALL, IN FACT, HOW ABOUT THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS AND SOCCER PLAYERS ALL WEAR T-SHIRTS AND TRY TO TACKLE OR FIGHT OR TRY TO FUCK EACH OTHER UP. THE SOCCER PLAYERS WOULD WIN. U KNOW WHY? THE FAT ASS FOOTBALLS PLAYERS CANT EVEN THROW A PUNCH FAST ENUF AND thE SOCCER PLAYERS WOULD FUCKING OWN THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS AND PUT THEM ON THEIR ASS. SO ITS CONCLUDED THAT FOOTBALL PLAYERS AND FANS ARE FAT ASS PUSSIES THAT GULPS NACHOS WHO CANT RUN WORTH SHIT. AND PLP COMPPLAIN TO ME ABOUT HOW FAST THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS CAN RUN, WHICH IS ABOUT 60 YARDS IN 10 SECONDS AT THE MAX SPRINTING VELOCITY AND YOU FAT ASSES CALL THAT FAST? OBIOUYSLY U FATASSES HAVEN'T BEEN TO A TRACK EVENT WHERE PLP RUN 60 YARDS IN 6 SECONDS OR LESS. SOCCER IS NOT BORING IF YOU DUM FUCKS ACUTLALY UNDERSTAND THE GAME. IF A PLAYER WANTED TO SPRINT LIKE FOOTBALL STYLE THEY CAN GO 100 YARDS IN 11.5 SECS EASY, BUT U DONT NEED TO SPRINT 100 PERCENT OF THE TIME IN SOCCER BECAUSE ITS MORE COMPLICATED THAT FOOTBALL, AND A LOT MORE TEAM PLAY IS REQUIRED OTHER THAN SPEED TO MAKE IT DOWN TO THE OTHER GOAL AND SCORE. FOR THOSE OF YOU DUMB FUCKS THAT THINK FOOTBALL IS COMPLICATED, AND BY THE WAY IT IS SPELLT C.O.M.P.L.I.C.A.T.E.D, THERE, IS THAT EASY TO UNDERSTAND FOR YOU DUMB FUCKS? OR DO I HAVE TO PUT THE PRONOUNCIATION AND EXPLAIN THE ALPHABET? DONT EVEN TRY TO FUCKING ARGUE ABOUT FOOTBALL BEING MORE COMPLICATED, ONE PERSON WITH THE BALL TRYS TO RUN PAST A LINE INSTEAD OF IN SOCCER, 10 PLAYERS AND A GOALIE TRY TO ORGANZE AND PASS IN ORDER TO PENTRATE THE OPPONENT'S DEFENCE AND SCORE.

SECONDLY HOW THE FUCK CAN U STAND WATCHING A FOOTBAL GAME. AND PLP EVERYWHERE COMPLAIN THAT SOCCER IS BORING TO WATCH BUT FOOTBALL HAS A FUCKING COMMERICAL BREAK EVERY 30 SECONDS, AND ON TOP OF THAT, I REALLY DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HOW THE COACHES AND PLAYERS DISCUSS THEIR STRATEGIES IN FRONT OF A CAMERA, THATS JUST FUCKING STUPID AND A WASTE OF TIME, NO WONDOR A FOOTBALL GAME TAKES 5 HOURS TO WATCH AND THERES ONLY LIKE 30MIN OF ACTION.

THIRDLY AND OBVIOUSLY, YOU LITTLE FAT ASS PUSSIES WHO WORSHIP OTHER FATASS PUSSIES IN TIGHTS WEARING ABOUT 20 LBS OF EQUIPMENT CAN SUCK A COCK, WITHOUT SHOULDeR PADS AND CHEST PADS A A HEMLET AND THIGH PADS AND SHIN GUARDS DO, WOULD YOU STILL TRY TO SPEAR TACKLE SOMEONE OR TAKE A SPEAR TACKLE? EXACTLY U AMERICAN FOOTBALL PUSSIES, BECAUSE THATS EXACTLY WHAT RUGBY PLAYERS DO, AND IF U ACTUAKLLY PLAYED RUGBY OR FOOTBALL, YOU'D KNOW THAT RUGBY IS A LOT MORE DANGEROUS AND TOUGH THAN THAT PUSSIE SHIT SPORT OF FOOTBALL. EVEN SOCCER IS MORE TOUGH, CAUSE GETTING FUCKING SLIDE TACKELED FROM BEHIND AT 60 MP AN HOUR COULD FUCKING BREAK YOU FATASS'S ANKLES.

lastly, im gonna say that yes, il give you credit for the physicalness of football, because having played football myself, i have taken some hits with a helmet and 20 lb of equipment on but it isn't nearly as fun or exiting or tough like rugby or soccer. unless some fat ass falls on your legs, its nearly impossible to get injured. Unlike rugby, where concussion is a common factor.

WITH THAT BEING SAID, I STILL DONT THINK FOOTBALL IS A MAN'S SPORT BECAUSE ALL WHO PLAY IT ARE FATASSES THAT CAN'T RUN WORTH SHIT, AND THE POSITIONS LIKE THE lINEBACKERS ARE SO FUCKING PUSSIE CAUSE IT ONLY REQUIRES YOU TO HIT OTHERS AND U TAKE NO HITS YOURSELF. SO IT DOSNT MATTER HOW MANY LINE BACKERS TRASH TALK, YOUR'E ALL LIL PUCCIEES THAT ARE AFRAID TO TAKE A HIT FROM THE OTHER TEAM UNLIKE THE QB AND THE RECIEVER.

SO THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT YOU PUSSIES CAN STOP WORSHIPPING YOUR FATASS FOOTBALL ICONS LIKE TERREL OWENS AND DONNAVAN MCNABB, GO OUT THERE AND JOIN A RUDBY TEAM OR A HIGHLY DIVISION SOCCER GAME AND YOU PUSSYS WOULD UNDERSTAND.

I SHAKE MY HEAD IN CONFUSION TO SEE HOW MANY DUMBASS FUCKING AMERICAN'S MONEY GOT VACUMMED INTO THIS MONEY MAKING INDUSTRY THAT MAKE PEOPLE FEEL LIKE 'A' MAN BY THIS SPORT DOMINATED BY FAT ASS HOES WITH NO TALENT AND CANT RUN WORTH SHIT.

IM GONNA GO PLAY SOME SOCCER LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD INSTEAD OF WASTING MY TIME PUTTING YOU AMERICAN FOOTBALL PUSSIES BACK IN YOUR PLACES, I MEAN CMON AMERICANS, FACE THE TRUTH, YOU ALL ADMIRE YOUR FATASS ICON'S LIKE A HERO CAUSE YOUR TOO PUSSIE YOUR SELF TO SEE THAT THE SPORT DOESN'T REQUIRE SKILLS OR SPEED, JUST OBEISE PLP WHO ARE BORN WITH 99% BODY FAT AND GENES THAT HAVE NO METABOLISM WHATSOEVER. CASE CLOSED.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: February 11, 2007 02:59AM

places? LMFAO!
that was pathetic!