BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: July 31, 2011 02:47PM
Old, funny, but it would never work. It's a push-mower, not and end-over mower
and that's what would happen.
Come on F_D. Post some fossils or something. I posted my "fossil"
guitar amp.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: July 31, 2011 03:23PM
been really busy with the new job...lots of O.T.
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: July 31, 2011 04:59PM
Good for you! There are no jobs in Oregon that will hire me. Nobody wants an
old guy with a bad back, arthritis and blind in one eye. The eye is gonna get
fixed soon I think. It's in the works anyway. That will help a lot.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: July 31, 2011 05:29PM
you guys are disappointing me, no jokes about what my new job could be?
Mrkim Report This Comment Date: July 31, 2011 05:58PM
From a strictly engineering perspective I see this contraption as less than
likely to be very successful. It needs to have the angle between the bike and
mower more like 30-40 degrees instead of nearly straight up and down as this one
is.
Then again, who knows it might work as is, it just dudn look too promising as
too much weight will be forced downwards instead of forwards
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: July 31, 2011 06:15PM
make it a chopper?
yuk yuk
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: July 31, 2011 07:10PM
Ticket scalping?
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: July 31, 2011 07:11PM
Collecting fossil's?
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: July 31, 2011 07:11PM
Male prostitute?
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: July 31, 2011 07:11PM
Garbage man?
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: July 31, 2011 07:58PM
those are all previous jobs except one
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: July 31, 2011 09:10PM
My guess is male prostitute isn't on Digger's resume.
I used to dig up redwood septic tanks with a shovel for unclogging &
cleaning. $4/hr. That is truly a shit job.
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: July 31, 2011 09:13PM
Brilliant assessment of a "Well, DUH!" situation there Mister
Science.
Mrkim Report This Comment Date: August 01, 2011 12:37AM
Here's one just for you buddy [
www.dailymotion.com]
And, for one a bit more relevant to the pic, another one from Radio Orphans
[
www.dailymotion.com]
GAK67 Report This Comment Date: August 01, 2011 03:14AM
My guess is proctologist - ie. a professional pain in the arse.
jgoins Report This Comment Date: August 01, 2011 10:05AM
FD your new job is Viagra tester?
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 01, 2011 11:06AM
no, no and no not even close.
GAK67 Report This Comment Date: August 01, 2011 06:33PM
Please tell me they haven't left young impressionable minds in your care and
that you're not teaching.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 01, 2011 10:24PM
it's impossible for you guys to guess what it is.
quasi Report This Comment Date: August 01, 2011 10:42PM
He's mowing lawns; that's actually him in the pic.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 01, 2011 11:02PM
i'm working for the D.E.A.
undercover
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Mrkim Report This Comment Date: August 01, 2011 11:15PM
I'm workin for the CMT (Completely Melted Texans) division today. At 6pm it's
still 106/41 friggin degrees, down from the high today of 108!
Anyone comin near me with a fork is askin for it
(headexplode)
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: August 02, 2011 12:34AM
QA testing Fleshlites and buttplugs?
woberto Report This Comment Date: August 02, 2011 04:04AM
108F is about as hot as it ever gets Down Under.
I don't mind it for a week or two but actually "working" in that heat,
no fricken way dude.
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Mrkim Report This Comment Date: August 02, 2011 06:00AM
Well then, don't come to visit me at the shop this time of year 'berto. In the
coolest part of the shop it was 110 this afternoon, about 115-120 where I was
workin while in the back shop it was 130+. Luckily I didn have anything goin on
in the back today
I have a 48" stand up fan about 3 feet from where I'm workin but with it
just pushin around 110 degree air it's about like standin in front of a blast
furnace. Hydration is the key to survival in this weather and I'm goin through
1-1/2 gallons of good ol agua a day most of the time.
With the beginning of August like this it usually means we're in for a pretty
rough ride till at least early if not mid September. Today it had already hit
100 before noon while we've only been seeing 100 at or after 3pm so it really
poured it on today and ... the weatherman says it just keeps gettin hotter for
the rest of the week at least
Sometimes when I'm borderin on heat strokin I have a hard time rememberin what's
so great about Texas. Then after the cold sweats and seizures subside a bit it
comes back to me
woberto Report This Comment Date: August 02, 2011 09:59AM
One year
2007Jan16 when I lived up the road from pulse we had a week
of 42C (108F) combined with some rather large bushfires that took out the main
power to Melbourne. I couldn't sleep so I grabbed a six pack and walked to the
beach. I waded out to waist deep and cracked a cold one. When I turned around to
look back at the shore I noticed there were a thousand people doing pretty much
the same thing but I didn't see them as there were no lights.
jgoins Report This Comment Date: August 02, 2011 10:42AM
We have 3 fans on us at the fleamarket each weekend but when my thermometer
hits 100 we close up and go home to the crappy little window unit my landlord
put in. We are going out today to buy a small window AC unit for our bedroom so
we can sleep. I might try to charge the landlord for it when we go pay the rent
this Wednesday. With rents in our area averaging $650.00 per month and us being
on a fixed income we are stuck in this shithole until we die. Just want the
heat wave to end.
x Report This Comment Date: August 02, 2011 06:53PM
fossil must have snitched on his neighbor for smoking a joint. Dont give up the
paper route. I dont think they pay for that.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 02, 2011 09:41PM
leave it to toad to buy the D.E.A. joke.
pro_junior Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2011 05:10AM
chief condom washer at the local brothel?
woberto Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2011 05:39AM
"Would you like fries with that..?"
jgoins Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2011 10:40AM
unarmed robbery he is a pump jockey for Exxon
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2011 10:28PM
i haven't seen a full serve station in years
jgoins Report This Comment Date: August 04, 2011 10:18AM
We have one left here and only one row of the pumps.
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: August 04, 2011 04:02PM
I think there's only one station left in the whole county that will even clean
a windshield, which around here should be called a rock-shield.
Maybe Fossil_Digger is actually digging up fossils? Or septic tanks? I know I
know - a Wal-Mart greeter!
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: August 05, 2011 03:16PM
Are you ever going to tell us what job you got F_D or do we keep making stupid
joke guesses?
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 05, 2011 09:24PM
Otis Elevator
woberto Report This Comment Date: August 05, 2011 11:11PM
What goes up must come down.
jgoins Report This Comment Date: August 06, 2011 10:09AM
So building grain storage tanks then.
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: August 06, 2011 11:17AM
Sometimes what is down must go up. Cool gig F_D. I assume you are servicing
them? That's a big ass company that has hoisted many a big ass.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 06, 2011 12:04PM
fixing the mechanics tools (chain falls, drum hoists and such), one cell just
finished a huge hoist from the Empire State building and will ship out
Wednesday.
one thing cool is that Sikorsky and Pratt and Whitney are sister companies.
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BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: August 06, 2011 05:26PM
Sounds cool. I hope it pays well.
