woberto Report This Comment
Date: July 29, 2026 03:56AM

The Babylon Bee has selected Elliot Page as its annual Woman of the Year.

Page is a Canadian actress and producer known for starring in hit films Juno and Inception. Most recently, she joined the cast of Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, putting her back on top of the box office.

Originally named Ellen, she chose the name Elliot as her stage name, presumably so people wouldn't get her mixed up with popular comedian Ellen DeGeneres. An honest mistake. Both are successful, beautiful people who enjoy the company of women. But who doesn't?

For her role in The Odyssey, Page went totally method, going so far as to permanently disfigure her body to take on the role of a Greek warrior. Now that's what we call an incredible commitment to the craft. Daniel Day-Lewis, eat your heart out! You can't drink up this milkshake. And by "milkshake" we mean Page's unparalleled acting talent.

quasi Report This Comment
Date: July 29, 2026 01:08PM

1-2% of people are trans, 10-15% gay, but instead of just accepting it and moving on a much larger percentage of the population feels the need to be shitty. They would barely be noticed but the haters gonna hate and that's why there's a pride month, the LGBTQ's peaceful fuck you to the haters.

woberto Report This Comment
Date: July 30, 2026 03:37AM

I guess it's recent brain-dead interviews triggered me.
Sorry quasi, I will try and do better.

pulse Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2026 02:11AM

Looks like a jockey